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Fins, Femmes and Gems

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  1. MIKINS: Tie your gem on my arrow, so my shaft can bring you satisfication. APHRODITE: I do believe your sweaty, smelly leader is flirting with the Goddess of Love. You don't have the thrust. Besides, my in Parnasus has better equipment. And he knows the right time to shoot. (65.1 Kb)
  2. XENA: We're going fishing. (11.2 Kb)
  3. XENA: Oh... excuse me... I uh... I didn't want to make you feel uncomfortable. GABRIELLE: Uncomfortable? Me? What are you talking about? XENA: Well yeah...You know... your little problem. Your height? (54.3 Kb)
  4. XENA: You know. You got the obsession thing too. GABRIELLE: Excuse me? XENA: Oh yeah. GABRIELLE: What am I obsessed with? XENA: You. Your opinion of yourself is flying higher than my parchment. GABRIELLE: Hahha. That's ridiculuous. Xena, my opinion of myself has changed one iotta since... Oh... oh yeah. Looking good. XENA: Yeah. (70.5 Kb)
  5. XENA: Let's fish (5.8 Kb)
  6. GABRIELLE: Well listen to my story about Gabrielle. Cute little gal that's looking really swell. Perfect hair. Such a lovely lass. Nice round breasts and a firum young... (38.1 Kb)
  7. GABRIELLE: Are you worried we're gonna get the fish are gonna be gone? XENA: I'm worried we're gonna get there and the fish will be armed. (21.9 Kb)
  8. XENA: This is the ultimate fantasy. GABRIELLE: I'm the ulimate fantasy. ATTIS: Ooooh. (16.6 Kb)
  9. XENA: Gabrielle, let's get wet. (5.8 Kb)
  10. GABRIELLE: You have a fish, wrapped around your fingers. XENA: Gabrielle how much fun this is. Come give it a try. It's easy. GABRIELLE: What do you do? XENA: All ya have to do is stick your hand under water and feel around till you find a big succelent fish. Then you do this. Then whammo! GABRIELLE: You punch it in the face? Why would I want to do that? XENA: Because it's fun. GABRIELLE: Right. Ramming my fist down the throat of an innocent fish. XENA: Well don't knock till you tried it. (183.7 Kb)
  11. XENA: Gotcha, gotcha now I'm gonna eatcha. (11.2 Kb)
  12. XENA: Now you listen hear monkey man. You ever do that again. Or you find my fist down my throat. Gabrielle and I... (27.3 Kb)
  13. GABRIELLE: I was trying to kiss my reflection in the water. I couldn't resist. I leaned over and I tried to press my lips. XENA: And you fell in. Any fish down there? (38.1 Kb)
  14. GABRIELLE: You cut my hair? My beautiful golden fleece. (21.9 Kb)
  15. GABRIELLE: You are not sacrificing my hair for a fish. (11.2 Kb)
  16. GABRIELLE: Do you ever get the feeling we're fogetting something really important? XENA: Yeah that diamond thing. (21.9 Kb)
  17. MIKINIS: You're talents are wasted as a thug. (11.2 Kb)
  18. XENA: It worked! It really worked. GABRIELLE: What worked? Trying overshadow my dynamic personality with some mud? (65.1 Kb)
  19. GABRIELLE: You're jealous. Of me. XENA: That's ridiculous. (21.9 Kb)
  20. GABRIELLE: A day without fish is good. (11.2 Kb)
  21. XENA: Finally a little peace and quiet. (16.6 Kb)
  22. GABRIELLE: Attis is quite a surprise. (11.2 Kb)
  23. XENA: Gabrielle? Monkey man you bring her back! You know you two are beginning irritate with these obsessions of yours. And... Fish don't just catch themselves! (48.9 Kb)
  24. GABRIELLE: Attis. Attis. Unhand me you beast. (11.2 Kb)
  25. XENA: Gabrielle? Gabrielle. GABRIELLE: She's come for me. I knew she would. she can't live without me for a minute. Not that I could blame her. (21.9 Kb)
  26. ATTIS: Attis glad that over. (11.2 Kb)
  27. GABRIELLE: You saved me. Xena, the world will thank you rescuing such an unriveled beauty. Your name will be legendary.... XENA: Here fishy, fishy. GABRIELLE: Or Lady Gabrielle... (70.5 Kb)
  28. XENA: Here fishy, fishy, fishy. (5.8 Kb)
  29. XENA: Only they're not berries. They're crushed bugs I was using for bate. (16.5 Kb)
  30. XENA: You go Gabrielle... You're beautiful when you're angry. (27.3 Kb)
  31. Xena whistling the "Xena" theme song. (32.7 Kb)
  32. GABRIELLE: I think you just put a fish in the heavens. (11.2 Kb)



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