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Gabrielle: Xena. Wake up. (40 Kb)
Gabrielle: Footrot. Xena: Yeah, that's footrot alright. (45 Kb)
Gabrielle: It itches like crazy. Xena: Well, there's nothing I can do for you now. Maybe if you kept it dry like I told you. Gabrielle: No. No. It was your idea to trace through a dozen swamps to get to this god-forsaken place. (134 Kb)
Gabrielle: Something just hopped out of your bedroll. (24 Kb)
Xena: What is a bald spot? Gabrielle: No, it's lice. (49 kb)
Xena: I have not got lice. You think I wouldn't know if I had lice? (35 Kb)
Gabrielle: Maybe if we put your bedroll in the river. Just let soak there then slap against a rock a little. That'll probably get rid of the little buggers. (96 Kb)
Xena: Give it a rest, Gabrielle. Gabrielle: Not until you clean up your act Xena. Xena: Hey, I'm not the one with the fungus among us. Gabrielle: Oh now that's poetic. Did one of you bug friends whisper that in you ear? (104 Kb)
Xena: Alright, that's enough. Gabrielle: Oh, you wanna piece of me huh? Fine I'll give you a piece of me. Come on, come and get it. (78 Kb)
Joxer: I'm blind. I'm blind. I'm blind. I'm blind. I'm blind. Oh. I can can see. It's a miracle. Oh, hi. (215 Kb)
Joxer: Figured I find you guys here. Your trail was to easy to follow. Any idiot could find you. Xena: Evidently. (73 Kb)
Joxer: Okay then it's settled. We're a team. Joxer the Mighty and his mighty band of men. Er girls... (220 Kb)
Joxer: The villagers paid me to protect them. Gabrielle: So let me guess you want our help. Joxer: Haha. I've got things completely under control. Xena: When do you want us to start? Joxer: How's now sound? Xena: Fine. (140 Kb)
Gabrielle: Xena it's green, it's red, it's on the move. Xena: Something's bothering Argo. Gabrielle: Hey, hey human suffering here. Xena, my fungus is spreading like wildfire. (118 Kb)
Xena: Wait a minute. There's a rabbit over there. Gabrielle: I'll catch the rabbit. Xena: What? You're gonna catch the rabbit? Gabrielle: Yeah. After all these years of watching you slaughtering nature's creatures. I can do this. Uh-huh. I don't want you near the food. A lice infest rabbit is not on my diet. Xena: I don't have lice. It's a dandruff. It's a minor scalp irritation. That's all. Gabrielle: Oh whatever. Xena: Go ahead, no skin off my back. Gabrielle: Hardy, hard, har. (369 Kb)
Gabrielle: I don't want you near the food. A lice infest rabbit is not on my diet. Xena: I don't have lice. It's a dandruff. It's minor scalp irritation. (118 Kb)
Joxer: I tried to stop him. Of course I was out numbered. Xena: How many did I see. Joxer: Up close and personal, one. Xena: One man? Joxer: One fist, but it was head at my face at the time. (122 Kb)
Xena: Their warriors will stop at nothing. They're tough and ruthless. Joxer: And their women are rough and toughless. (91 Kb)
Xena: Joxer, I once knew a warrior who tried to stop them. They buried Sparta, Athens and Carthage. Joxer: What do you mean? Xena: They buried him in Sparta, Athens and Carthage. Think about it Joxer. Joxer: Oh, it's a riddle... (74 Kb)
Xena: Have you noticed anything about my hair? Joxer: Looks lovely. Xena: No. Gabrielle has this crazy ideas about bugs. Joxer: Oh, your lice I can see them from here. Xena: I don't have lice. Joxer: I thought you like being filhty makes you look tougher. Xena: I'm not filthy. Joxer: Hey, I'm not the one with the lice. Xena: I don't have lice. (318 Kb)
Xena: That's not my chakram that your scratching you fungus on is it? Gabrielle: Yeah. Yes it is your chakram. Xena, come on. I just need relief. Xena: Gabrielle... Gabrielle: Look, my fingernails are worn to the nubs. I need to scratch. Xena: You shouldn't be scratching anyway, it only make things worse. Gabrielle: I'm not gonna give it to you. Xena: Don't make me hurt Scabrielle. Gabrielle: Alright, Eschema what you going to do? Huh? You're gonna use your pressure points? Go on go for it. You can't touch me. Come on touch me. You're really tough now Warrior Princess. (457 Kb)
Gabrielle: Alright, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to snap your head off. It's my fungus talking. Come on Joxer, you know how I feel about you. Joxer: How do you feel about me? (171 Kb)
Xena: Where's Gabrielle? Joxer: Nature called. Gabrielle: That one screamed like a wild banshee. Xena: Are you out of your mind. Argo wouldn't go to anybody else. She'd die first. Gabrielle: Oh, Argo, Arog.Someone walked by with an apple and she followed him home. Xena: Ha! Gabrielle: That's what horses do! What did you put in my breakfast? Joxer: Just radishes and water, why? Gabrielle: My stomach feels like Monday morning in Tartarus. Joxer: You know I think you're just feeling a little puffy, irritable and bloated today. (294 Kb)
Gabrielle: Next time find your own bush. Joxer: Ladies please, there's plenty of bushes for everyone. (183 Kb)
Joxer: Haha! Fear not Joxer the Mighty has returned. Haha! (140 Kb)
Xena: Come on, don't be shy your mother wasn't. (22 Kb)
Gabrielle: God this stuff stinks. What is this stuff, sheep dung? Joxer: Goat poo. (94 Kb)
Xena: You know, we gotta watch out for that innkeeper. Gabrielle: Why? What has he have? What? What? Ringworm? (50 Kb)
Xena: What are you drinking? Gabrielle: Lynseed root. You said it was good for my skin. Xena: On your skin. You're not supposed to drink it. Gabrielle: What could happen? Xena: Your mouth could go numb. Gabrielle: I can't feel my tongue. Xena, I can't feel my tongue. Xena: The numbness should go away in a few days. Gabrielle: What? (301 Kb)
Xena: I just can't believe Argo would let someone else ride her. What we have is such a beautiful thing. I ruined it. Joxer: Boy, did you see that beautiful hourse that Scythian was riding? (197 Kb)
Xena: Hey girl. It's me. I know I smell funny. I had kind of a tough week. I know that you've been mad and I know that you're avoiding me. But I'm back and I'm never gonna let you go again. (236 Kb)
Xena: Okay. I missed you. I missed you so much. I promise I'll never leave alone again for that long. I thought I was never gonna get you back. Just once one thing. How did Apthestus win you over? Apples? You left me for apples. Thanks pal. (319 Kb)
Xena: This weeks been kinda tough on everyone I guess. But you know I'm always there for you and you're always there for me. Friends. Oh, I got all the friends I need. (181 Kb)

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